Comments on: Cattle Call http://www.constantnarrator.com/wp/2003/08/23/cattle-call/ life and travels of an iowan abroad Mon, 06 Dec 2010 04:24:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.2 By: Scotto http://www.constantnarrator.com/wp/2003/08/23/cattle-call/#comment-30 Scotto Fri, 12 Sep 2003 07:49:57 +0000 http://www.constantnarrator.com/wp/?p=23#comment-30 Do you have an ancient martial weapon +2 that you would be willing to use in this feature? Would you be willing to administer mouth to gaping wound resuscitation to Owen Wilson in the event of an unforeseen emergency involving fireplace pokers? Can you cook, and if so, does that include dishes involving capers? Would you be willing to administer mouth to gaping caper resucitation to your own catering in the event of an unforeseen emergency involving Owen Wilson and capers? Do you own any underage Thai hookers that could be of use on this shoot? Really? Bitchin'. Do you have an ancient martial weapon +2 that you would be willing to use in this feature?

Would you be willing to administer mouth to gaping wound resuscitation to Owen Wilson in the event of an unforeseen emergency involving fireplace pokers?

Can you cook, and if so, does that include dishes involving capers?

Would you be willing to administer mouth to gaping caper resucitation to your own catering in the event of an unforeseen emergency involving Owen Wilson and capers?

Do you own any underage Thai hookers that could be of use on this shoot?

Really?

Bitchin’.

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