http://www.constantnarrator.com/wp/2003/07/21/the-giant-pink-hand-haunts-me/ life and travels of an iowan abroad Mon, 06 Dec 2010 04:24:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.2 http://www.constantnarrator.com/wp/2003/07/21/the-giant-pink-hand-haunts-me/#comment-14 Kimberly zemke Sat, 16 Aug 2003 02:34:14 +0000 http://www.constantnarrator.com/wp/?p=11#comment-14 Hello there,I just thought perhaps you could either send them a note or go to them and try to buy the gaudy statue, tell them you love it and you cannot live without it, give them a crisp $20.00 bill so they can buy either drugs or booze and then take the lovely piece of sh-t hand back to your place put on some Strauss or Beethoven and get out a sledge hammer and do your own work to enhance the sculpture thereby letting off the steam of the last year and half of looking at it!GRIN Hello there,I just thought perhaps you could
either send them a note or go to them and try to
buy the gaudy statue, tell them you love it and
you cannot live without it, give them a crisp $20.00 bill so they can buy either drugs or booze
and then take the lovely piece of sh-t hand back to your place put on some Strauss or Beethoven
and get out a sledge hammer and do your own work
to enhance the sculpture thereby letting off the steam of the last year and half of looking at it!GRIN

]]> http://www.constantnarrator.com/wp/2003/07/21/the-giant-pink-hand-haunts-me/#comment-13 db Tue, 22 Jul 2003 04:55:09 +0000 http://www.constantnarrator.com/wp/?p=11#comment-13 The only real solution is to make a giant paper-mache penis in two parts, which you attach to the top and bottom of the hand in the wee hours of the morning, so that it becomes a thumbs-up for autodiddlin'. If that doesn't do the trick, steal ten gallons of mayonaise from a local restaurant surplus store and a battery-powered remote-controlled pump. The only real solution is to make a giant paper-mache penis in two parts, which you attach to the top and bottom of the hand in the wee hours of the morning, so that it becomes a thumbs-up for autodiddlin’. If that doesn’t do the trick, steal ten gallons of mayonaise from a local restaurant surplus store and a battery-powered remote-controlled pump.

]]> http://www.constantnarrator.com/wp/2003/07/21/the-giant-pink-hand-haunts-me/#comment-12 bug Mon, 21 Jul 2003 18:40:59 +0000 http://www.constantnarrator.com/wp/?p=11#comment-12 Giant Hand demands TRIBUTE, Giant Hand demands PRAISE. All Hail the GIANT HAND! Giant Hand demands TRIBUTE, Giant Hand demands PRAISE. All Hail the GIANT HAND!

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